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Shipping & Returns

Thank you for visiting and purchasing a product made by those who know they do not live upon a spinning globe.

Returns Policy

THERE ARE NO REFUNDS on items sold because the items are hand made. If you received a wrong item this may be exchanged and the cost will be at the expense of NASA LIES, INCORPORATED. 

If you need to return an item, please Contact Us or by emailing
with your order number and details about the product you would like to return. We will respond quickly with instructions for how to return items from your order.


We can ship to virtually any address on the earth. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations. I will charge you a $10.00 service fee for shipping outside of the USA. One t-shirt will cost on average $15.00 to ship to the UK in a package. I live in BOSTON and the Postal Centers are the craziest and busiest places I've encountered. Long lines and each package sent takes no less than 10 minutes in front of the mail clerk.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page. 

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound. Brother Ernest will alert you if the shipping is going to cost more than estimated.